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May 21 2005

Anton’s Burgerwelt

Posted by: mycroft in Ivory Tower, Random silliness, Philharmonia
BurgerWelt
Hello, my name is Anton.
Welcome to my BurgerWelt!
 Anton Webern
 
Rated “Triple-A” (for Anton, Arnold, and Alban)
Burgers
We use only USDA Prime Form Beef
cooked Rare, Medium, or Well-Tempered.
Special: Suppe Size any burger for only 1.99 more!
The Burger of a Thousand 19.07
A gustavtory masterpiece. It’s big - really big
The SchoenBurger 5.95
With 12 delicious toppings
The AlbanBurger 5.37
A Lulu of a burger
The VictorBorger 4.66
The “Great Dane” of burgers
The KirnBurger 4.50
Scaled to fit your appetite
The RomBurger 4.59
The Student favorite, a Prince of a Burger
The HeisenBurger 4.53
We’re not certain what this is
 
Other Dishes
Ligeti and Meatballs 7.40
Hungarian style
Cole Porterhouse Steak 10.66
It’s delovely
Pepperoni Piazzolla 4.40
Spicy hot
Albiloni Sandwich 4.14
On white or whole-grainger bread
Korngold Beef Sandwich 5.03
 
Side Orders
French Fries 1.35
Regular or extra slippery
NibelOnion Rings 1.35
 
Kindertotenmenu
Kid’s Combo 4.91
Albiloni sandwich, Gummy Fries & drink
Serial 4.13
Korngold Flakes
 
Desserts
Franz Sherbet 3.65
Boyce-’n-Berio Ice Cream 3.65
 
Beers, Spirits
Meyer Beer 2.71
Falstaff 2.71
John Adams 2.71
Shepherd on the rocks 2.71

 

 

or ask the steward for our wine liszt

 

Arnold Schoenberg Arnold, our maitre d’

Anton, Arnold, Alban, and all the staff dufay you to find a better Burger anywhere!
If you have the munch-ies for something but it’s not on the menu, don’t worry, because
You can get anything you want at Anton’s BurgerWelt!

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