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Aug 17 2008

Posted by: mycroft in Ivory Tower

THE DALLAS ISD. WHERE ALL THE WOMEN ARE STRONG, ALL THE MEN ARE GOOD LOOKING, AND ALL THE CHILDREN ARE ABOVE AVERAGE.

The Dallas ISD has a new grading policy, to-wit…

Homework grades should be given only when the grades will “raise a student’s average, not lower it.”

Teachers must accept overdue assignments, and their principal will decide whether students are to be penalized for missing deadlines.
Students who flunk tests can retake the exam and keep the higher grade.
Teachers cannot give a zero on an assignment unless they call parents and make “efforts to assist students in completing the work.”

Morons.