Useful (Bull)shit

With the advent of the dot-com bubble in the mid 1990s, bullshit has simply abounded. Operating on the principle of “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em,” I offer this compendium of useful bullshit. Some I have written, some I have hacked, some are by such awesome individuals as EmptyBottle.org, What was the question?, and Andrew Woolridge. All owe their genesis to the grandaddy of the all, located on dack.com by Dack Ragus.

The Compendium is as follows:

Web Economy 2.0 Bullshit Phrase Generator

Need that perfect phrase to round out a sentence or two that’s so foetid and reeking that you’ll be safe from any queries aimed by a supervisor or VP? This is what you need–just enough bullshit to serve as that maraschino turd atop your finely crafted 17 page justification for that trip to Vegas.

Web 2.0 Company Name Generator

But wait! Where there’s bullshit, there’s money! Why keep working for The Man when you can start your OWN damned bullshit company? With this bullshit tool, you can get an honest-to-God, autogenerated Web 2.0 company name and then check it for domain name availability!

Web 2.0 Company name–and purpose

Oops. Maybe we can generate what your company DOES, while we’re at it…

The Bullshit Job Title Generator

Now that you have a bullshit company, you need some bullshit job titles to go with it. I bet you’ve actually seen a few of these before, which is really sad.

The Web 2.0 Logo Generator

And what’s an internet startup without a Web 2.0 logo? (h-master’s site).

…and my personal favorite…

Ultimo Shitto Sentence Generator

Generate entire SENTENCES of bullshit. Work some into your corporate email for fun.